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Ass Parade/January 6, 2026
My Dick Seduced My Roommate
Johnny is getting a new roommate. He had no idea what they even looked like until Kali Roses knocked at his door. The moment he laid eyes on her he was stunned. Kali has a perfect body with a perfect booty. There’s also something very special about johnny. He has a talking penis. The moment his penis saw Kali it was over. It was ready to take charge and hit on Kali cause Johnny wasn’t cutting it. Johnny’s penis took over and started seducing Kali. Everything he said worked out perfectly. Kali was down. An excited Johnny and his talking penis went to town. Fucking Kali in several positions making her cum several times before Johnny blew a load all over her body.CollapseExpand